I think I thought I wasn't going to air my exact numbers.
But I was wrong, because here they are (before I change my mind):
Emergency fund: $10,000.17
401K: $207.68 (this is the amount I've contributed so far -- I have no idea how much is actually in the account)
Total Positive: $10,432.38
Credit card balance: $594.23 (paid in full monthly)
Student loan I (at 4.75%): $14,823.80 (started at 17,381.00)
Student loan II (at 5%): $1,227.37 (started at 1,640.00)
Total Negative: $16,645.4
Net Worth: -$6,213.02
My trigger finger's itchin' to put most of my emergency fund toward student loan I.