PF Mad Libs

Hosted by Punch Debt in the Face. Taken from FB.

Hi my name is Sarah.

I currently have 0.82 dollars in my wallet. When I started managing my finances I was worth approximately -$19k, and now have a net worth of approximately -$3.6k.

I currently work for a law firm and have been doing it for almost 3 years. I make roughly $45k per year.

I want to have enough + a little extra waiting for me when it comes time to retire.

Aside from learning about finances, I really enjoy reading re: decorative arts, architecture, fashion, and jewelry; contemplating doing other things.

I think the world would be a better place if Snickers ice cream bars didn’t exist.

I had 4 Snickers ice cream bars for dinner last night and it was a moment of weakness/a bad idea.

I have had 5 significant others over the course of my lifetime (counting awkward middle school relationships).

One thing that makes me different is I always laugh at my own jokes. Now that I’m done with this mad lib, I think I’m going to eat lunch (...a Lean Cuisine, not a Snickers bar).

THE BLANK VERSION

Hi my name is (blank) . I currently have (blank) dollars in my wallet. When I started managing my finances I was worth (blank), and now have a net worth of (blank). I currently work (blank) and have been doing it for (blank) years. I make roughly (blank) per year. I want to have (blank) waiting for me when it comes time to retire. Aside from learning about finances, I really enjoy (blank). I think the world would be a better place if (blank) didn’t exist. I had (blank) for dinner last night and it was (blank). I have had (blank) significant others over the course of my lifetime (counting awkward middle school relationships). One thing that makes me different is (blank). Now that I’m done with this mad lib, I think I’m going to (blank).